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Monday, November 14, 2011

The Pudding Family History

Hey Guys! This was created by Jean.
It's totally cute! =D
But there maybe some mistakes, typo's and etc.
Well, u can get the meaning one la.
Im the queen xD

Well, Enjoy!

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Pudding family history:
If u are 1 of the pudding family u be sure read this!
Let start the story,
When is at zaman neolitik, there a Queen name BubuChacha H-Ruiying.
Don't underestimate this queen,
Even though she look so kind but actually....
She has a weird hobby,
She luvs to stick sticker on others back....
There are even rumors that the queen is alien, Sakai and other weird creature...
A mystery queen...
The queen has 1 loyal knight name BubuChacha Y-Jonathan
Even though he is a knight but the truth is...
He is the criminal who makes the queen has the weird hobby!
He always torture the queen T^T 
Poor queen...
EH! OMG! Too much introduction....
SRY please don’t mind and don read what has wrote above... 
Eh! Don’t see up there la! U dumb a!
OKOK! Now the story only really begins...
On zaman neolitik, there’s a queen and a knight,
The queen luvs to eat pudding,
One day, the queen's pudding had gone! 
She was so angry that she keeps on slimpy stick sticker on others back...
She was so insane then she accidentally sticks on a maid's back name Woo Wen Yi...
The maid was so angry and keep on hit the queen say chop her head! 
The knight just stands and there watch and enjoy the scene...
When the maid and the queen was chill already...
They decide to find out the thief...
They went to a journey ...of course the knight also followed
On their way they meet the cat Thou Jean,
The cat know where the thief went but the cat lazy to tell,
Then the queen offer the cat some fish in exchange for the information,
The cat reject,
The queen, maid and knight offered the cat almost everything,
Even the palace, mouse, bird,
But the cat still doesn’t seem to be interest.
It just lay on the tree waving its tail,
Suddenly the knight girlfriend Leanne Mun appeared!
They told Leanne about the incident,
Leanne stared at the cat for quite a time,
Then she spoke:
“Wei! Stupid cat! If you want pudding you can say so! Why let my boyfriend be so miserable!”
The cat wasn’t happy about what the girl said,
The queen and the maid slap their own hand on their forehead…
“What an idiot! Doesn’t she know how precious a pudding in our country is?”
The cat purr and licked its paw,
Then the cat talked:
“If u really want to know the thief went where, let’s sign a contract with 4 of you! What do you think?”
The queen, maid, knight, girl agreed,
When they saw the contract,
They regret what they agreed…
But it’s too late…
Because the cat has record the time when they agreed,
They were forced to sign the contract.
The cat point the way then disappear with the contract.
The 4 people still continue their journey …
They finally found a cute house.
They went inside and saw a boy Leh Eu Shen going to eat the pudding!
They quickly stop him,
The pudding was safe,
The knight was unsafe,
Cause when they wanted to stop the boy,
The girl accidentally pushed the knight (her boyfriend) to a big bowl of hot boiling water,
So the knight had died…
The queen cried and clapped her hand,
The maid smile and say luckily you sacrifice wasn’t waste!
The girl was in a shock then she prayed for her boyfriend doesn’t come and find her for revenge.
They went to tie the boy and asked him why he stole the pudding,
“Eh!? I didn’t steal it! The guy that just now dropped in the boil water gave me!”
“What!? The real thief is the knight!?” the queen said.
“You’re lying!” the girl said.
“No, he is not lying. That the truth…Meow~” the cat suddenly appeared.
“For real?” the maid asked.
“Nah! Here the prove!” the cat threw a book on them.
“A diary?” they yelled!
“Yup! The knight’s diary!” the cat grinned.
“ o.o I now only knew u had this kind of hobby… peeking in others diary!” the girl said.
The cat ignored her.
“ Dear diary , I stole the queen’s pudding. While her pudding was gone she seem to be insane and it’s so much fun watching her like this. I think this is why I stole the pudding or maybe is because I pity the boy? From the start I actually stole the pudding just for fun and after I watch enough the queen crazy face I would return her. But things go unexpected, I meted a boy. The boy was so pity. His mom was sick and he doesn’t have money to cure his mom. I pity him so I gave him the pudding and ordered him to sell it. It will sure make him a lot of money because pudding is such a precious food that it cause almost a palace price. I wish his mom sickness will be cured.”
“I never noticed the knight was so kind hearted! I admire him now!” the maid said.
“Even though I don’t really like him but his intention is good. I think I can forgive him. “the queen said.
“My boyfriend is such a wonderful person! “the girl said.
“I am so happy that I met him.” the boy said.
“Old drama~ meow~ Don’t give comment so early. That wasn’t the last page.” the cat yawned.
“The last page?” the maid flipped to another page.
“Dear diary, the page that I before wrote is just bull shit. I just want to try and write like I am a good people for once. But that really not suit me. As the knight the only thing that entertain me is the queen gone insane. That the only reason I stole the pudding. When I stole the pudding I was actually going to eat it but somehow a boy keep on staring me. I felt so uncomfortable. So I don’t feel like eating the pudding so I gave it to the boy. He still keep on telling about his story it’s so boring. Such an old drama…The queen was so funny… hahaha… Ah ya ! about my girlfriend we be together is because I pity her no one wants her… I think I would make the queen insane if I have I girlfriend like this … hahahaha…. life is fun (^u^)V”
“……” the maid speechless.
“The sakai! Never forgive him” the queen yelled!
“Bullpoppie! worst person I had ever met!” the girl shouted.
“I take back what I said!” the boy said.
“That the last page…meow~”
“Eh?! wait a sec! If you are going to sell the pudding for your mum then why when we bang in we saw u want to eat it up?” the girl asked.
“My mom passed away when I took the pudding home… T^T” the boy said.
“……”
“OK … now the pudding is safe. it not your fault I guess so release him.” the queen said.
They released the boy and the queen gave the boy some money.
Then the girl suddenly suggested a weird idea.
“Let’s be sister and brother! We are family now!” the girl said out loud.
“What the name of the family?” the maid asked.
“Pudding family…” the cat said.
“er…ok I guess…” the queen said.
“Be sister with the queen… hahahahaha…I am such a genius!” the girl think and smile evil.
“Even though we are family, don’t forget the contract. Meow~”
“……”
“……”
“=.=”
“?”
This is the pudding family history…
About the contract…
the queen’s and the cat’s contract are the queen must supply her comic, money and novel forever. If the cat wants anything the queen must obey.
the maid’s and the cat’s contract are she must go and clean the cat’s house and cooked for the cat.
the girl’s and the cat’s contract are she became the cat’s slave and must obey what the cat order.
the knight’s and the cat’s contract don’t really matter cause he already die.
THE END

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